A little boy is in the bathroom washing his hands after using the restroom when a Sailor walks into the bathroom.

“Gee Mister are you really in the Navy?” asks the boy

“Yes, would you like to wear my hat?” asks the sailor

“OH wow that would be great!!!”

A few seconds later a Marine walks in.

“Gee Mister are you really in the Marine Corps?”

The Marine looks at the kid and grunts, “Yeah wanna suck my dick?”

The boy answers, “O, No sir I’m not really in the Navy I’m just wearing this hat.”

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