You Might be a DOUCHE BAG if…
Some of you may be aware of the following email that I received the other day. It has been making its rounds not just through my shop but around the Corps as well. Bottom line don’t be a poser becaue you will get caught and you might not be as lucky as this kid.
Another poser!
GySgt Ableman was keen enough to spot this {fill in the blank} walking
through the Reno Airport in full dress blues with gloves and cover on.
He
stopped him near the baggage claim and running into three Drill Instructors
wasn’t something this guy had anticipated.If any of you know Gy Ableman, this kid was lucky to leave with all his
teeth intact. From the get go, it was obvious this kid was not a Marine.
He claimed to be a PFC (wearing LCpl chevrons) and could not explain what a
PFC chevron looked like and then couldn’t explain the NCO stripe on his
trousers. He had a collar emblem in the middle of his barracks cover and
his belt was sticking out.No ribbons or badges, his trousers were way too long, not to mention he had
on Sketcher boots instead of dress shoes and a civilian belt. We found this
out after we demanded that he take off the blouse and cover.Turns out he bought the uniform from a surplus store and his Dad is a
retired Navy Chief. Reno is a super-pro military area and this guy was
soaking in the atta-boys. Lot of posers out there, watch out!Know any recruiters in the San Diego and Reno areas, send them a warning to
watch out for this XXX-XX.
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August 4th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
OH MY ‘GOD’ …. hello … Jarhead,
Gy Ableman did not strip that ‘[fill in the blank]‘ down to his skivies????!!!! P-L-E-A-S-E tell me …. that happened. An em-bar-ass-ing moment surely would not be a problem for a ‘[fill in the blank]‘.
I hope Gy Ableman called the ‘[fill in the blank's]‘ Dad, the Navy chief, in order to inform the Navy Chief[Dad] how much his son wants to be a Marine. AND to suggest to the Navy Chief [Dad] that the Navy Chief[aka Dad] should give Gy Ableman a helping hand in aiding the young ‘[fill in the blank]‘ to accquire his dream.
I pray that the 2 of them [Gy and the Navy Chief[Dad] then “Duck” marched ‘the [fill in the blank]‘ to the nearest Marine recruiter. While there they got the papers filled out, signed and the ‘[fill in the blank's]‘ A$$ was then “Duck” marched onto a bus by a couple of MP/SP’s which was headed for San Diego. Where upon the ‘[fill in the blank's]‘ arrival the ‘[fill in the blank]‘ will get his very own DI’s WHO know all about the ‘[fill in the blank's]‘ great desire to wear the ‘Dress Blues’ correctly for the next 6 years.
MARINE…..everyone wants to be one but most don’t want to
work for the HONOR and RIGHT to be one.
Miss Em
Austell, Ga.
PS…Sorry for all of the ‘[fill in the blanks]‘ but every word that I thought of would have earned me a frown from you and most of the Marines that follow here. Having a potty-mouth at my ‘wizen’ age would put a big crimp in my trying to be a ‘lady’.
Hope you noticed the optimum word was … “trying”.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Bwahahaha!!! Love to have this turd’s name to go along with his photo, to follow him on the net forever!
Helluva idea, Miss Em, the Drill Instructors would have a blast.
August 6th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Murphy,
Thank you.
But personally I was hoping that the DI’s would have a “H&LL of a lot” more than just “a Blast”.
I was hoping the the “F-F-Games would be brought to a NEW level just for the “[fill in the blank]” for the full 13 weeks.
I am also sure that “[fill in the blank]” brand new
brothers-to-be would have also made life H.E.L.L. for having the audasity to claim the title withOUT first the EFFORT once they figured out why the DI’s were on his A$$ so much.
As the saying goes…..
NO PAIN ….. NO GAIN !!!!
And what one gains always remains.
Only YOU can destroy what was paid for
with tears, sweat, blood, gore
and stubborn bull headness known
as “That S.O.B. ain’t going to make me quit.”
ONCE A MARINE…..ALWAYS A MARINE
Semper Fi, Sir.
Miss Em
Austell, Ga.
August 8th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
The Gunnery Sgt in the picture is GySgt Carmen. He, GySgt Ableman and GySgt Bodish were coming off training a bunch of ROTC midshipman out at the Mountain Warfare School. Would not want to be in his sketchers
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I don’t understand how this kid thought it was OK to do this if his dad was a Navy Chief. I would imagine that his dad would have drilled respect for military personnel in his head and that you don’t try to impersonate them.
January 19th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Great Job Gunny. Thank you for stepping in.