So today I got this email and I figured I share it with you all.
This is a tribute to the Marine Lance Corporal and their peers alike….
Holy fucking monkey shit LCpl, I’m so glad that you checked in!!! Your an
18yr old World of Warcraft Master that barely slimed your way through boot
camp and now think [...]
I love getting emails like this.
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight [...]
The following is a post that a buddy of mine put up on his myspace. I thought it was great so now it is a post on here.
I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal [...]
Been a minute since I through something up so I figured I’d go with a quick funny. Here are some things you don’t want to hear in the Corps.
1. Private Saying ” I learned this in boot camp.”
2. Sergeant Saying “Trust me sir..”
3. 2nd Lt saying “In my experience..”
4. Capt saying “I was just thinking…”
5. [...]
MGySgt 1. When you meet a MGySgt in the passageway and say “What’s up Master Guns?” He says (smiling) “What’s up numb nuts”. You both laugh, especially if it’s a WM.
SgtMaj 1. When you meet a SgtMaj in the passageway and you say “Good Morning Sgt Major” His response will vary depending on if he [...]
So I was out surfing the interweb last night and this is what I found. This video is hilarious.
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A little boy is in the bathroom washing his hands after using the restroom when a Sailor walks into the bathroom.
“Gee Mister are you really in the Navy?” asks the boy
“Yes, would you like to wear my hat?” asks the sailor
“OH wow that would be great!!!”
A few seconds later a Marine walks in.
“Gee Mister are [...]
Not mine stole it from an email I got but you gotta love it.
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he had been sitting.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.
The Marine [...]
