Early last week the Marine Corps released the list of approved selections to SSgt. Right now there are over 3300 Sergeants that are happier than a pig in shot. Please help me in congratulating these Sergeants. The list can be founfound here on MARADMIN 560/09.
So back to my emails and I came upon this and thought that I would share it with all. This is an actual letter that was received in theater by a unit. I can’t say that I disagree with this kid but it is kinda disturbing coming from a 12 year old.
So today I got this email and I figured I share it with you all.
This is a tribute to the Marine Lance Corporal and their peers alike….
Holy fucking monkey shit LCpl, I’m so glad that you checked in!!! Your an
18yr old World of Warcraft Master that barely slimed your way through boot
camp and now think your the toughest thing since a level 37 dark elf with a
bow staff…..congrat-u-fuckin-lations retard you’ve already made my
shitlist!
Perhaps it’s the fact that you checked in 20 minutes late with no shave and
an HM1 haircut wearing the newly acquired “ChAlphas” uniform that has become
so popular within your nasty LCpl cult. Or maybe it’s that your eagles are
flying upside down and your “Welcome to the Corps” ribbon is on the wrong
side of your uniform there genius. Whatever the fuck it is, know now, that
me and you are about to become best fucking friends.
Mommy and Daddy are probably under the impression that you are a bad ass
rough and tough leatherneck, eating nails and fighting wars…don’t they?!?
Well I know the truth! You’re an untested, undisciplined, lying, immature
little weasel who can’t even keep a clean room or a squared away uniform.
You’ll end up going to medical to get out of PT while simultaneously surfing
the web on “Military Love Links” with a stupid ass screen name like
“MonsterMarine” or “Jarhead4Life”. You’ll end up with a laminated light duty
chit for some retarded unheard of medical condition while you try to explain
to me “but Gunnery Sergeant, the doc says that my metamusel ligament is
twisted behind my left calf”. Whatever bitch boy…shut your cum dumpster
and get out of my face.
Here’s the thing bag nasty, just know that when you get off limp dick
duty….I plan on having your little whiney ass drug through the dirt. The
thought of watching you vomit after half a mile while Sgt Waddle and Sgt
Yarbrough make crude comments about your mothers vagina makes me smile! Then
I’ll get some lame ass allegation against me for hazing like I even give a
shit…I hope you choke and die on your own vomit.
You’ll end up with a DUI or you’ll pop on a piss test and give some lame ass
excuse trying to shift the blame while taking absolutely NO responsibility
for your own retarded actions. I can hear it now…”but Gunnery Sergeant,
somebody else cooked the brownies, I didn’t know there was any weed in
them”. You think I’m stupid? You’re the only one here that was born
yesterday shit stain.
That’s because your a useless arrogant LCpl Shithead.
You’ll meet the first skanky, low self-esteem, no self-respect slut that
spreads her Herpa-syphilitis infected legs for you and propose marriage
after the first fuck. I can already hear it…”things are different gunnery
Sergeant, I really love her and she loves me”. The only thing that she loves
are your friends and your paycheck and the only thing that your confused,
inexperienced little dick loves is her nasty vagina…that’s it….and
she’ll probably have 4 kids from 3 different dads (one of which is still
pending the results of a DNA test on some white trash talk show). You’ll
give me some LCpl retarded justification like “Gunny, her kids love me, I
think I’m the first male influence they have had in their lives”. That’s
because all of the other influences were a lot more intelligent than your
dumb ass. That’s good to fucking go though, here I thought you were fucking
a nasty, money-stealin skank and here you are the fuckin hero….my
apologies, I’ll know better the next time around.
You’ll buy two 30,000 dollar cars (both of which need rims, TV’s, and a
sound systems) or a Hyabusa although you’ve never ridden in your nasty
little lifetime. And your going to do it all on a 24,000 dollar a year
salary. Why are you going to do this LCpl shit for brains? Because you’re a
retarded LCpl that’s why. When you get so in debt that you can’t pay your
rent, utilities, cable, or credit cards, your creditors are going to find me
and I will be FORCED kicking and screaming to sit down and do a financial
worksheet FOR YOU (which you’ll lie on, so it doesn’t fuckin help you
anyway).
Then comes the DUI…dumbass. You spent your night at the bar, getting
wasted with the boys and trying to cheat on your wife with some out of shape
barracks rat LCpl cult member, while your wife gets railed from behind by 2
of your friends back in the barracks. Now I’m asleep at home when my
annoying phone goes off at 2 a.m and who do you think it is? Yes indeed it’s
you, sobbing like the little bitch that you are, tossed in the drunk tank
and awaiting me to bail you out….now I gotta call the Master Sergeant to
explain why my leadership failed you. I hate you Lance Corporal….I hate
you!
$12,000, two lawyers, a divorce, and two repo-ed cars later, I see you
smoking a cigarette with your fellow fucking failure LCpl cult members out
at the smoke pit…..complaining about how the Corps fucked you, how you
gotta pay child support, your credits fucked cause you got NJP’ed and lost
money, how you’re an alcoholic and how you blame it all on PTSD although
your retarded ass has never deployed. I hate you Lance Corporal, I fuckin
hate you with all my heart. The fact that you wear the same uniform as me,
grinds against my very being. The fact that I have to walk you through life
like you’re a baby who’s learning how to talk, makes me bitter with rage. I
wish I could kick you in your fucking teeth. I wish I could kick you out
into the street to find your own way and watch you fail at life without the
big brother baby sitting Corps.
You can thank Mothers Of America, which mommy is probable a proud member of,
along with some liberal faggots for preventing me from breaking your ass
down shotgun style and taking a ratchet to your skull while beating some
damn sense into your brain housing group…because lord knows I fantasize
about that ALL day! One day LCpl…one day.
Some of you may be aware of the following email that I received the other day. It has been making its rounds not just through my shop but around the Corps as well. Bottom line don’t be a poser becaue you will get caught and you might not be as lucky as this kid.
Another poser!
GySgt Ableman was keen enough to spot this {fill in the blank} walking
through the Reno Airport in full dress blues with gloves and cover on.
He
stopped him near the baggage claim and running into three Drill Instructors
wasn’t something this guy had anticipated.If any of you know Gy Ableman, this kid was lucky to leave with all his
teeth intact. From the get go, it was obvious this kid was not a Marine.
He claimed to be a PFC (wearing LCpl chevrons) and could not explain what a
PFC chevron looked like and then couldn’t explain the NCO stripe on his
trousers. He had a collar emblem in the middle of his barracks cover and
his belt was sticking out.No ribbons or badges, his trousers were way too long, not to mention he had
on Sketcher boots instead of dress shoes and a civilian belt. We found this
out after we demanded that he take off the blouse and cover.Turns out he bought the uniform from a surplus store and his Dad is a
retired Navy Chief. Reno is a super-pro military area and this guy was
soaking in the atta-boys. Lot of posers out there, watch out!Know any recruiters in the San Diego and Reno areas, send them a warning to
watch out for this XXX-XX.
OK I am pleading with all of you to please forgiv me as it has been awhile since I wrote (over a month I believe), but I have had a whole mess of things going on lately. First I had my son for two weeks so this really was on the back burner as we were havin our fun time. DuUring that two week period my grand mother visited for two weeks then my mother for 4 days. And last but not least my wife and I finally bought our first house. The house thing didn’t go as smoothly as we would have liked but all things worked out and we finally got in it about a week ago (over a month past our original closing date.) I am sure that I will get back to writing cuz I got some stuff that I need to get out so come back and check it out over the next few days/weeks as I should be back on a fairly regualr basis.
Starting July 1st 2009 first term Marines are authorized to submit their re-enlistment packages. With the economy in the drains and the Marine Corps reinstating boat spaces competition is sure to be fierce. To add wood to the fire the Marine Corps released MARADMIN 378/09 today that establishes the bonuses for FY10 Marines. The Marine Corps is sticking with the lump sum amounts for bonuses that they have used for the past few years. Bonuses are based on MOS, and Rank and range in value from $0 all the way to $90,000. The last thing that the message states is that prior service Marines cannot re-enlist until Jan 2010 and there is no bonus for Marines coming back in.
The time has come once again for the Corps to promote the next batch of Non-Commissioned Officers (NCO’s). Today the Corps released cutting scores for the promotion to Cpl and Sgt. From looking at the scores for the guys in my shop it looks as though July is going to see the promotion of quite a few new Cpls and Sgts. For those of you still coming up short do what you can to increase your composite score. Congrats to those who made it and good luck to the rest.
I would like to congratulate all the SSgts out there tha have been selected to pin on a 2nd rocker. Unfortunately I will not be one of those new Gunnery Sergeants as I have been passed over again. MARADMIN 357/09 was released and you can see who has been selected to Gunnery Sergeant.
So this recession is really getting bad especially out here in California. For those of you that don’t know California is facing a 24 billion dollar budget deficit this year. California has the worst credit rating in the nation and therefor borrowing money is expensive for them. So it looks as though the Governator has gone to Obama and asked if he could co-sign for a loan. Yes that is right just like the young kid with no credit history asking daddy to help get a car.
